Friday 30 March 2012

Facing it

Have you ever asked yourselves these questions?
Am I interested in ladies? (We are not being discriminatory but if you are gay, this blog isn't for you.)
Do I want to get a girlfriend? (Too proud admit? GTFO)
Or perhaps fool around for a bit? (Too self righteous? GTFO)
Do I know how to go about it? (No? stick around then!)
Should I buy expensive gifts? (Yes, that is if you want to be a sugar daddy and get dumped eventually)
What is flirtation? (This can be very technical indeed.)
Is flirtation a bad thing? Should I play the bad boy?
Do girls like flirting too? (Well, apparently they do, terms and conditions apply of course.)
Where do I find women I like? (In the kitchen?)
And finally, the most important question:
What the HELL am I doing about this? (Too lazy? Too bad we can't help you there, piggy.)
Well, stick around because we are going to try answering these question as appropriately as we can.
If you have any questions or comment please feel free to share! Email us or something.
Last but not least, this is an informal blog, which would surely use one form of humor or another.
Its a joke, not a dick, so don't take it too hard.
*GTFO stands for get the fuck out.